i so wanna get this! :D


hahas.. bought a havaianas slippers for amanda.

ok so tml gonna go and get sam's pressie.
even more broke.
and its only like the 3rd of AUGUST.

i just ended my e math mock exams on thurs.
it was last yr o lvl june paper..
more difficult than the nov paper though.
so certain qns i couldn't do..
especially those which ask me to show that the damn triangles are congruent.
i was so tempted to write: 'it's freaking obvious. can't u see it?'
cross country on monday,
A math test on tues,
and national day celebration on wed.
then holidays till the week after.
WHEEEE!
practically no school! :D

ok anyway,
i have decided to blog about 10 things i hate about some people.

1.IDIOTS WHO CAN'T TYPE
firstly what the hell is with their problem.
they have to go, for example, 'moi go zzz liaozz, i lurbbe euu'
what the hell is with the moi, the lurbbe, and the euu?
and u can't moi, u can only mooo.
provided you are a cow though..
they always have to make short words LONGER,
thinking that its so original.
can't they type normally?
its prefectly fine if ur using singlish/short forms.
but if are gonna type that way and think its so cool,
think twice.
it's freaking irritating, and furthermore, difficult to read.
that's sooo UNCOOL.
i used to talk to some bitches who does it,
and i get so disturbed i want to use a pen to poke my eye.
save me from the misery of reading their msges.

2. BROKEN ENGLISH
i don't blame them if they can't type/speak properly,
but can they at least attempt to make it comprehensive?
i mean they go like 'u eat ordy? i eat the restaurant just hour ago'
like wow! they CAN eat a restaurant.
i never knew it was edible though..
hmmm. how interesting.

3. SWEARING IN EVERY OTHER SENTENCE
why the hell are they so crude?
they go like 'nabei, ccb, fuck you la.'
it's so unglam.
i mean even if you DO curse and swear,
can't u just say it like once in awhile.
not like every two words, and one expletive pops up.
i seriously wonder if they have a shortage of vocabulary to use,
therefore gotta resort to that.

4. SUPER EGOTISTICAL
people just can't stop talking about themselves.
i mean if they aren't what they are,
stop boasting about it.
unlike me, i AM smart.
and so it's prefectly fine for me to say it.
tsk tsk.
or at least i say it in a joking manner.
some people seriously mean what they say..
like how intellectual they are and stuff.
HELLO??
if you are really SOOOO intelligent,
TRY, and i must emphasise, TRY to get into mensa la.

5. PEOPLE WHO CAN'T QUEUE
some people just don't know the meaning of queueing.
they just get their arses right to the front of the queue.
and shouts their order.
these people are bound to eat in a COFFEESHOP for life.
pls la, try doing that in a posh restaurant.
like shouting across the restaurant,
'OI WAITER, KOPI LATTE SATU CUP!'
haven't your parents taught you how to queue?
even if they don't, i always thought it was common sense.
i really suspect what's actually in their head.
like liquid shit?

6. LOSERS WHO MAKE A FOOL OF THEMSELVES
i seen many of these,
especially in my school.
filled with a hell lot of them i think..
they are so retarded,
the school should be renamed,
'School for the Mentally Disabled - Beatty'
short form would be SMDB, sounds nice too (:
of course, i would have to leave the school for sure.
i mean i can't possibly be in there right?
imagine someone who carries a fire extinguisher,
then starts running around like a total retard,
IN THEIR SCHOOL UNIFORM.
what a big embarassment!
*takes another pen to stab myself*
i can't believe i'm in the same school as these TYPE of people.
in the first place, no one in the right mind would take a FIRE EXTIGUISHER and RUN WITH IT.
that's totally insane!
trying to prove you are muscular?
i think you are more of circular, seeing that ur face looks so round.

7.PEDOPHILES
i have heard many stories about them,
SEXUALLY harrassing people,
regardless of sex.
i seriously despises them.
i mean what's with their problem?
can't they like even afford to pay a prostitute?
GET A LIFE!
stop preying on young and innocent cute kids like us ok?
*winks winks*
they are just gross. like ewww!
i rather have sex with the pigs than with them ok?

8. CAN'T KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT
some people seriously have problems with their mouth,
that is they can't close them.
they rant on and on like nobody business.
have they ever wondered who the hell is interested in what they were saying?
most are utterly rubbish, like 'you know the tom cruise is so cute.'
who the hell cares?
half of the time people don't even know who the hell you are talking about.
and you keep talking about it,
as if you personally know him.
some people are even worse.
you tell them something, the next day,
entire UNIVERSE knows about it.
they are like the free broadcaster for you.
i think a suitable job for them next time would be..
A FREAKING GARANG GUNI!
i think they need a dick in their mouth permanently,
so as to keep them quiet.

9. UGLY SINGAPOREANS
i seriously gotta blog about this.
can't stand these people no more.
EVERY single time i get onto the bus,
they start pushing and shoving.
pls la, the bus WILL NOT drive away one.
are you like retarded?
there's no point squashing people,
just so you can get up the damn EMPTY bus.
and worst,
some even 'accidentally' step on you,
without even apologising.
i get so disgusted by them,
i start pushing my way through and step on them.
wanna play TRUE BLUE SINGAPOREAN?
i can always play with you.
i'm an expert at it already, after years of taking the buses and trains.

10. PEOPLE WHO TAKES 2 SEATS.
what's wrong with these guys?
think they are very bulky?
and does the damn bag need a seat?
it's a bag for pete's sake.
it can always rest on your lap,
doesn't weigh a million ton, does it?
i can't stand the sight of some people taking up 2 seats.
they are like soo pathetic.
i never knew they were so weak they can't put the bag on their laps.
maybe they should try signing up with california fitness?
on second thoughts,
maybe california fitness who reject them,
seeing that they are sooo weak,
they probably got no hope already.

ok so that's about it.
this is by far one of my longest post.
and these are just my personal views,
and i'm not referring to anyone in particular.
so don't be oversensitive.
but if happen to fall in these categories,
pls do change, or i will seriously start hating you. (:

MELVIN; 10:36 PM